This morning I found myself watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse long after Jackson had been dropped off to preschool.
I don’t know about the rest of you but Mickey Mouse Club House is a constant in our home. And it is the only thing that Jack will watch. No Sesame Street (which I love), no Sid the Science kid, not even the ever annoying Jake and the Neverland Pirates. Just Mickey all the time.
Don’t get me wrong I love the mouse but one can only hot dog dance so many times without wanting to send that Mouse back to Orlando.
So here are some ways my life is like an episode of Mickey Mouse Club House
1). I am clearly, like Mickey, the leader of an unruly gang who my intelligence is superior to.
2). I have my own set of Mouskatools. They consist of red wine, chocolate, caffeinated beverages and cupcakes.
3). Approximately every 20 minutes I put on a song and dance in order to distract the masses.
5). I often ask questions, pause for an answer and when no one supplies the one I want I answer my own question and move on.
Ever feel like your life is like a cartoon?